Pope Blames Catholic Church Child-Rape On Hippies

"In the 1970s, pedophilia was theorized as something fully in conformity with man and even with children," the pope said. "It was maintained - even within the realm of Catholic theology - that there is no such thing as evil in itself or good in itself. There is only a 'better than' and a 'worse than.' Nothing is good or bad in itself."

"The effects of such theories are evident today," he said.

Next time you're forced to have sex against your will, remember that's not a person raping you -- it's moral relativism. [ AP via Wonkette operative "Eric G."]