"Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes."

And the nuns go wild!

This is all pretty interesting in light of this WikiLeaks cable:

Pope Benedict XVI's four-day visit to Sao Paulo, the first trip to Latin America of his papacy, was received with popular enthusiasm and saturation media coverage. In his several sermons and other public utterances, the Pope called on the faithful to adhere to Church rules on personal morality and to push back against the materialistic and secular values promoted by the mass media.

Oh, look, surprise! The Pope favors morality and hates secular values. But ripping a bunch of men ripping off their shirts and dancing to porn music? JESUS GIVES IT FOUR STARS! [Andrew Sullivan/WikiLeaks]