Porn Pranksters Saved Super Bowl
Harry Reid is going to try to have the stimulus package passed through the Senate by Friday. [ Reuters ]
Israel still sees the occasional incoming rocket from Gaza, but nobody's claiming responsibility. [ Voice of America ]
Londonerslost their frigging mindsat the arrival of about a foot of snow, a welcome respite from the usual Dickensian winter dusting of creosote and coal particulates. [ Guardian ]
Kwame Kilpatrick served 99 days in jail and was released last night, 25 pounds lighter, with a beard. [ Detroit Free Press ]
Hillary Clinton will meet with British Foreign Secretary David Miliband to discuss various goings-on around the world. [ BBC News ]
It appears that no-good common pranksters perpetrated the Super Bowl PORN ATTACK in Arizona, and authorities vowed to catch and sexily spank the miscreants. [ Arizona Daily Star ]