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'Post' Evacuation Hotline Hotter Than Intended

postevacnumber.jpgThe correction above is what you'll see if you read the Washington Post's online version of the story about American evacuees trying to escape from Lebanon.


The number listed in the print edition of today's Post? 1-800-407-4747.

Which we called. And we heard:

"Feeling horny? Try these red hot lines from National. Live hot fun at just 69 cents per minute."

The lesson: Americans seeking information about evacuations of US citizens in Lebanon should just relax, man.

(Or: Taking evacuation into your own hands indeed.)

Americans Took Evacuations Into Their Own Hands [WP]

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