NewsNovember 28, 2008 05:32 PM
Prepare For Gay Invasion, Redneck America!
Hmm, guess we'd have to buy the DVD ("Get a five-pack!") to see exactly what The Homosexualists did to this town in Arkansas. We only see evidence of a sedate street fair or bake sale, and then there are butthurt reactions from local wingnuts. Anyway, let's all stop the horror of gay people moving to your rural community. No real American should be subject to good restaurants, independent bookstores, landscape design or rising property values. [Arkansas Times]