NewsSeptember 06, 2009 01:36 AM
President Fires Black Man To Please Wingnuts
In the secret quiet of labor Day Weekend, the White House fired black person Van Jones, who had some administration position related to "green jobs." The White House confirmed that Jones was out "early Sunday," which is right now. Why did this Van Jones get axed? Because wingnuts were angry about ....
Uh, let's see, he said something they didn't like at one point, in the past, before they'd ever heard of him. Wise Latinas, probably? No! He called Republicans "assholes." Which is true! [AP/NBC Washington]