NewsJanuary 31, 2009 09:53 PM
Priceless Valuable Discovered In Local Underwear Drawer
Wonkette queer memorabilia operative "Laura" has excavated the D.C. equivalent of a full velociraptor skeleton: "I was just cleaning my room and found Larry Craig's signed Senate business card in my underwear drawer (along with other mementos from a high school trip to DC). Holy crap! I don't know what to do with it! What do you think...eBay it or frame and hang it on my bathroom wall?" Laura for god's sake, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM. And take good care of it, it is probably deteriorating after years of being surrounded by Craig Kryponite.