Prince Charles Has Birthday, Looks Stoned, Gets Ice Cream
Prince Charles celebrates his 59th birthday today. Right-o, good man! You know what that means? Yep, Camilla Parker Bowles administers his annual tooth-scraping blowjob! Ouch! Know what else it means? He gets an ice cream named after him! Ben & Jerry's has rolled out its latest flavor Heir to the Cone. Those goofy, hirsute Vermont Deadheads describe it as a "royal treat of creamy banana ice cream, walnuts and chocolatey chunks. Of course, only the finest ingredients were used in this ice cream fit for a king (to be)." Awesome.
Ben & Jerry's Celebrates Prince Charles' Birthday [Wellfed.net]