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Former executive director of the South Carolina GOP, Trayvon Martin clairvoyant, ethics-free attorney, and avid penis self-photographer Todd Kincannon is proudly pro-life -- with one exception, of course, in that he wishes Wendy Davis had been aborted. But he also recognizes that sometimes, in the face of a serious health crisis, you just need to man up and kill everyone who's been infected or exposed. At Wonkette, we are sometimes given to exaggeration. But this is not an exaggeration: in a series of tweets on Saturday, Todd Kincannon, not satisfied with rightwing prescriptions like travel bans or embargoes on affected nations, literally advocated killing all Ebola patients, and napalming their villages for good measure, too. And we mean literally literally, not Joe Biden literally:


It wasn't clear whether Mr. Kincannon favors napalming all of Dallas, or perhaps just the blocks around the apartment where Thomas Duncan lived, plus perhaps the entire Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital complex, to be on the safe side.

Then again, Todd Kincannon wants a lot of people dead. Kincannon also clarified that, even though the two American medical workers who were brought back from Liberia survived, he would have executed them "with zero hesitation," and explained his medical thinking in very simple terms from a Disney movie:

There's nothing wrong with compassion. But there's also nothing wrong with survival. Sometimes you gotta put Old Yeller down.

What was it that the nice Mr. Kurtz wrote on the last page of his pamphlet on how to achieve the moral improvement of the African people?

Ah, yes, that.

In case you were wondering, Todd Kincannon is no racist, as he explained himself a few days ago. You see, it's all about culture, not race:

We certainly appreciate our Republican men of letters.

[Twitter]

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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While Donald Trump went to make fart noises at America's foes in the EU and shit all over our traditional enemy, the United Kingdom, it seems his administration had some tough talk for those darned Britons or English or Ukies -- they have many names! -- about the UK's oppression of religious minorities. Or at least the oppression of one guy: Tommy Robinson, the founder of the far-right anti-Muslim English Defence League, and his religious freedom to violate a court order, Reuters reports.

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The House Freedom Caucus is at it again, and this time they're taking aim at fellow Republican Rod Rosenstein. Politico reported Friday that Mark Meadows (R-Cackalacky) and Jim Jordan (R-Coverup) are ginning up support to impeach the deputy attorney general. See, Rosenstein is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER for refusing to turning over all the DOJ's confidential source material on the Russia investigation so that the GOP treason weasels can selectively leak it to their pals at Fox.

Rod Rosenstein does not have time for this shit -- he's busy right now indicting all those Russian military officials for hacking our election!

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