Donald Trump, but less fat.

Donald Trump, the man who brags about grabbing women by the pussy, the man a minority of voters and the Russian government got drunk and elected president of the United States in November, participated in a longstanding presidential tradition Monday night, addressing the quadrennial Boy Scouts Jamboree in West Virginia. Since the American president is also the honorary president of the Boy Scouts of America, this is a totally normal thing for Trump to be allowed to do. As you will see, despite being normal, it was clearly not advisable, because Trump is not a man who knows how to behave around children. Instead of delivering a presidential message, Trump used Jamboree to whine and bitch and complain, and also to try to indoctrinate the kids there, because his flaccid ego is so weak and sad he needs the approval of 10-year-olds.

Oh, and he got them to boo former President Barack Obama, because that's how American presidents are supposed to act.

Instead of subjecting you to a full video, because watching the president for too many minutes in a row makes people stupider, NBC's Bradd Jaffy helpfully tweeted a compilation of the best moments of Trump's speech: