Put Him On the Lecture Circuit

* "His quote: 'I had the best time in D.C., better than any other city in the country.' (He did stress 'in the country.')" [DudesOnFoods]

* You can find anything on Craigslist -- including the chance to live with psychics. [Pete Glow]

* "I am spending my Friday night drinking at a bar by myself. And it's great!" As an added bonus, there's free wifi. [Ficke]

* "Dining at the Y, eating her cake, munching the carpet ... pick your favorite euphemism." [ LMNtal Attraction]

* "I just wanna take you upstairs and bend you over' and stuff like that." [DCist]


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