Hillary Clinton was trying to prove she was a tough guy up in New Hampshire last month, so she mocked George W. Bush's dumb line about looking into Vlad Putin's sweet sweet soul. "He doesn't have a soul," she said of the beloved ex-KGB agent.

But Putin's even colder and meaner than Hillary herself. Asked about her dumb line, Putin said, "At a minimum, a head of state should have a head," Putin said. What exactly does this mean? We are pretty sure this is one of those misogynist Russian "ha ha the woman lacks a penis" jokes. [Politico]