Some Republican nobody running for Senate in Missouri has stopped wearing his shockingly awful toupee, for "transparency." Also, if the photos above can be believed, he has also stopped dressing like a Old West brothel owner. Still showing a certain detachment from reality, he says "I've removed my hair" (dude, it is not your hair, it is a monstrous slab of petroleum-based artificial fibers) and floated the possibility that he would auction it off "if there are any offers" (from Japanese perverts). [Fox]