Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood just wants you all to be safe out there on the roadways, Youngster-Americans, which is why he's made teen sexting one of his top causes.

When Newark Mayor Cory Booker Twitter-busted Jersey Shore superstar Snooki for Tweeting the Koran while driving, LaHood gave props to the popular pol. Here's how the federal government works with local governments to make us theoretically safer, which is almost "safer" and therefore almost not a waste of time. [Ray LaHood's Twitter]