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Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!

I hate Illinois Nazis ... - WonketteHey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it's a growing problem for White America.


There was a time when Democrats used to stand for something (slavery), but what do they stand for today? Electing a scary woman or a half-black Muslim terrorist, that's what! And Republicans may talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, the best of them will only deport Mexicans, who aren't even black.

White America, meet John Taylor Bowles -- "the White People's Candidate." He's the only 2008 candidate that will follow through on Thomas Jefferson's patriotic plan to send the blacks back to Africa. Also: He hates the Jews. Remember when the Far Right hated the Jews? Bowles remembers! Also his last name basically sounds like shit.

Meet the Also-Rans: John Taylor Bowles [Radar]

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If there is anything that right-wing men seem to love, it is paying lots and lots of money to other dudes who will tell them how to live and/or function.

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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