• Two Wyoming men arrested on obscenity charges for building giant snow cock in their front yard. [Unknown News]
• Great news for cokeheads: "The focus of the drug war in the United States has shifted significantly over the past decade from hard drugs to marijuana..." They move slower, are easier to catch. [WaPo]
• Great moments in the No-Spin Zone:
O'REILLY: "Michelle, if you want to go to Chippendales, I'll buy your ticket, you can tell us all about it."
MALKIN: "No thanks, Bill."