· D.C. art film casting! "If you are beautiful and like to kick men in the balls, please email me back." Too bad Condi's out of town. [Craigslist]

· Old Sucker G. Beato's still hot for Gannon: "[W]hile it would be asking far too much for a photo of Hannity getting gannonized, here's a photo of Gannon getting hannitized!" [Soundbitten]

· Blogs: for people too lazy to read newspapers. New Slate feature "Today's Blogs": for people too lazy to even read blogs. Wow, the sound in this echo chamber is getting a bit muddy. [Slate]

· Al Jazeera guns for Hillary. [NYO Politicker]

· Finally TV that speaks to both our carnal and political urges: Pentagon TV. [Salon]

· Filthiest Gannon headline yet: "I asked to come. They allowed me to come." [Today Show/NBC]

· We can anagram all day long: Jeff, a Jack's Gent or Gunmen? A Gruff Men Jack Jones Gent? [Internet Anagram Server]

· Rick Santorum sells Social Security on Imus: "it was as if the man was swinging a toothpick at home plate." [James Wolcott]