• Howard Fineman: Not at total asshole. [TVNewser]

• Vote, virgin! Someone wants to pop your electoral cherry. [Voter Virgin via Fleshbot]

• Jenna's tongue -- mark of Satan? [LA.com]

• Perhaps a little too curious about the White House pastry chef: "Roland, if you were a pastry, what kind of pastry would you be? I've always wondered." [WhiteHouse.gov]

• When television journalists attack. . . Campbell Brown: "Did you see her try to say 'Turkish Trucking' last night? Did you see her attempt to say it over and over to the point of embarrassment, then LAUGH on the air?" [TVSpy Watercooler]