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Remainders: Defending the Indefensible

· Defending Kerry from the lowest chord imaginable: "There is no such thing as 'pretending' to play bass in a garage-rock band."[No. 2 Pencil]


· Dean postmortem: "In the line at the polling booth, the guy with the non-ironic trucker hat and nothing other than instinct for who he trusts cancels the vote of the politics junkie who can tell you the name of Joe Lieberman’s Delaware field manager." [Corante]

· The forgotten victim in tittygate. . . Justin: In the photos, you can see "the face of a young man who realized he had PEAKED, and his life will likely go downhill from here." [Boblog]

· What will Jonah Goldberg say? Star Trek is Marxist. [Matthew Yglesias]

· Coming-out day for conservatives + gay marriage ruling in Massachusetts = Grover Norquist and Karl Rove can finally tie the knot. [WT and NYT]

· Funny can be sad: Low Culture's alternate Newsweek cover. [Low Culture]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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