* Jack Kingston tries to beat Stephen Colbert at his own game: the game of murdering kittens. [Muckraked]

* Fran Drescher announces she wants to run for Congress. Freshly arrived RNC interns are forced to spend hours coming up with various word plays on "the nanny state." [City Rag]

* If she knew the difference between being blind and being gay, she wouldn't be a local newscaster. [Things That Make You Go "Hmm"]

* Oh, if only it were as easy as buying something off eBay. [eBay]