• The Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System. [Princess Sparkle Pony]

• Win their hearts and minds, and sheep will follow: "Officially, he's Army Staff Sgt. Dale L. Horn, but to residents of the 37 villages and towns that he patrols he's known as the American sheik." [AP]

• "Skateboarding is not a crime" versus "Nazi nobs." [Boing Boing]

• Katherine Harris possibly not quite as hideous-looking as you thought. [Tampa Tribune]