Remainders: Games for Young Conservatives

November 22, 2005 11:03 PM

• Games for young conservatives: Risk/Balderdash. "Risk all as you move with impunity to achieve world domination. Then, make up all kinds of crazy shit afterwards to justify what you did." [Mr. Sun]

• Bradgelina moving to Dupont? [Hollywood Rag, HomeVisit]

• Pat Robertson of the Hail Satan Network. [Conspiracy Planet]

• It distresses us that someone is using "Gang of 500" in a completely unironic or sarcastic way. That it is James Carville does not help. [Chronicle of Higher Education]

• Jean Schmidt called Jack Murtha a coward on the floor of the House because a Marine asked her to. Only he didn't. [Cincinnati Enquirer]

• "Martin Bashir will not be allowed to wear black leather pants on 'New Nightline' when he debuts as one of the 'Nightline Three' on Nov. 28." Whew. [WP]

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Ann Coulter's America Will Die if Baby Jails Go Away, So That's Something!

Also, she eats babies. Allegedly.

Culture

Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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Michael Cohen Slams Baby Jails On His Way To Grownup Jail

No, but like for real.

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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