* Everyone wants to have dinner with Condi, but no one wants Bush's sloppy seconds. [Akron Beacon Journal]

* "Goddammit! I put all this make-up on, and I'm not even in the shot!" [Hotline on Call]

* Laura Bush is very appreciative of the Hungarian Prime Minster's insightful gift giving. [The Smoking Gun]

* Bill Maher is a cheap fuck -- Joe Biden spends $800 dollars a month on manicures. [Washington Wire]

* The musical genius behind Vote 4 Miss Angela? Yea, he's 13 years old. [Atlanta Progressive News]

* If Sun Myung Moon is such an evil genius, why does his family walk around with half-a-mil in shopping bags? [Consortium News]

* So much more rewarding than just whacking a mole. [Human Rights Campaign]