Remainders: Homeland Security Secretary Henry Rollins

  • Bill Bennett: separated at birth from another fat blowhard. [Brains Over Bombs]

  • The Condi Rice issue of Playboy will finally reveal her turn-ons, including, "a hard throbbing insurgency." [The Anacostia Diaries]

  • The massive anti-hotel-room-porn lobby badly stumbles when their ad featuring a masturbator in handcuffs incites more masturbation. [Pandagon]

  • Power outage causes spontaneous orgies on Tokyo subway trains. [ Reuters]

  • If you can't get drunk on the plane, the terrorists have won. [BusinessWeek]

  • Michael Chertoff got The Chase and Minority Report from Netflix last weekend, world to suffer. [Boing Boing]

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