bill bennett
booze
condoleezza rice
henry rollins
japan
masturbation
michael chertoff
playboy
porn
remainders
terror
Remainders: Homeland Security Secretary Henry Rollins
- Bill Bennett: separated at birth from another fat blowhard. [Brains Over Bombs]
- The Condi Rice issue of Playboy will finally reveal her turn-ons, including, "a hard throbbing insurgency." [The Anacostia Diaries]
- The massive anti-hotel-room-porn lobby badly stumbles when their ad featuring a masturbator in handcuffs incites more masturbation. [Pandagon]
- Power outage causes spontaneous orgies on Tokyo subway trains. [ Reuters]
- If you can't get drunk on the plane, the terrorists have won. [BusinessWeek]
- Michael Chertoff got The Chase and Minority Report from Netflix last weekend, world to suffer. [Boing Boing]