• Producer "bilks" investors in a "reality" television show about the DHS. That's Karen Hughes' job. [DHS]

• Killer dolphin alarmist also an expert on crop circles, the sinking of the Gaul. [Gelf]

• "Michael Brown, who recently resigned as the head of the FEMA, has been rehired by the agency as a consultant to evaluate it's response following Hurricane Katrina." No joke, too busy retching. [CBS]

• "When College Republicans invoke the Establishment, they mean a clique of former College Republicans." Of course. [TNR]

• I am responsible for 13-year-olds having sex. (FWIW, I would never think of sex as something to "just get over with." I barely remember it to begin with.) [Reasoned Audacity]