Remainders: If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow
Under no circumstances, in this world or another, has Joe Biden ever been, "brown and down." [ Love and Haterade ]
A glass of water, the right size buns, and a little time for digestion would be all it takes to "liquidate" the North Korean nuclear program. [ SFGate ]
Vladimir Putin touches young boys, "like a kitten," but the question remains: hot or not? [ Things That Make You Go "Hmm" ]
He may touch children with the soft pad of his paw, but the economies of the European Union will feel the full power of his one-dimensional petrochemical based economic leverage, er, claw. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Accusations of plagiarism faced by Ann Coulter may go unsubstantiated as man hired to find proof is afraid to, "make my eyes bleed." [ Galley Cat ]
The sandy beaches are calling you Justice Stevens - heed them, please. [ Southern Appeal ]
Easy-E rolls over in his grave as gangs resort to blogging their threats: "Your page views ain't shit bitch, you gettin' blasted." [ Wired ]