• Wolf Blitzer closes his eyes, counts to three, and wishes that when he opens them all the dead Palestinians will be gone. [HuffPo]

  • Small Pennsylvania town increases illegality of illegal immigrants, sick birds. [AP]

  • Sign Katherine Harris's online get well card! Then feign shock when her robot voice won't stop calling you for campaign donations. [Elect Harris]

  • Capitol Historical Society to host reception for "departing" members of Congress, most honorees to arrive by paddy wagon. [Copley News Service]

  • Young America's Foundation staffed by assholes really into IM. [Campus Progress]

  • Soon to be the most compressive source for photos of politicians eating babies in the world! [Flickr]

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