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Remainders: Jenna Bush Encounters Wine

· Your daily Jenna Bush report from an operative: "Spotted Jenna canoodling with Harry in Sideways at the Georgetown Loews Theater. They saw "Sideways"-- which given her penchant for alcoholism seems like an appropriate choice."


· The differences between Washington Times and the new Examiner get analyzed in great detail. The challenge facing the Examiner: "How can you hope to compete with the queen of pointless lifestyle stories, Jen Waters?" [Why I Hate DC]

· Bush concerned with military's "quality of units." Mmm, me too. [Recess-time]

· NBA star Rasheed Wallace doesn't have [shit] to say to Bush. [Detroit Free Press]

· Appelbee's spews "flair" on Baghdad military dining hall. This is the sort of travesty that happens when you don't want gays in your military, people. On the plus side: "It's not like a prison anymore," says soldier. [KC InfoZine]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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