• David Dreier: Most "hardcore" Republican. [BfT]

• Bards of Conventional Wisdom "pranc[e] back and forth along 190 glossy pages with George Bush's cock wedged firmly in... mouth." (Wasn't that movie playing at the Foxchase?) [NY Press]

• Gawker readers interpret David Brooks's latest column: "Nature can be mean. Discuss." [Gawker]

• NY Magazine breaks down the candidates for DNC chairman: "Secret reason to root for [Harold Ickes]: Imaginatively, profusely profane." [NYM]

• He has returned? [TMFTML]