Remainders: Lynch the Landlord
ABC News is convinced that foreign diplomats in the US are the most passive-aggressive people on the planet. [ The Blotter ]
Congress to Smithsonian: eat shit and die. [ LA Times ]
Mojo Nixon campaigns in Texas, "If your state don't have Kinky Friedman, than your state could use some votin'." [ Mojo Nixon ]
The 2006 federal budget deficit is just barely out of medal contention. [ Think Progress ]
The exact price Chris Matthews will pay for transparent knowledge of your soul. [ Fishbowl DC ]
College Democrats are sure that you can't raise money for something unless you dress like a five-dollar hooker. [ Truth Caucus ]
Controversy at HUD! Agency only hires women with first names ending in "ee"! Some are cute, some are felons! [ The Smoking Gun ]