Remainders: Past The Velvet Tube
It's time to break out the good drugs - DJ Ted Stevens is on the ones and twos. [ Bold Headed ]
All of DJ Ted's 25 friends will be there. [ MySpace ]
Dick Cheney can't share a bed with a woman who doesn't know what its like to shoot someone in the face. [ Rock Creek Rambler ]
Iraqi security forces are now in complete control of a whole lot of sand, some scorpions, and maybe also tumbleweeds. [ 1115.org ]
A Fox News reporter gets shot at in Gaza by an Israeli robot. Luckily, his "fox friends" remind him to "skeedattle," and the audience that, "bad guys shoot at anything." [ Raw Story ]
Both readers of the Cedar Rapids Gazette fail to notice Ann Coulter's column has been dropped. [ E&P ]