Remainders: Past The Velvet Tube
- It's time to break out the good drugs - DJ Ted Stevens is on the ones and twos. [Bold Headed]
- All of DJ Ted's 25 friends will be there. [MySpace]
- Dick Cheney can't share a bed with a woman who doesn't know what its like to shoot someone in the face. [Rock Creek Rambler]
- Iraqi security forces are now in complete control of a whole lot of sand, some scorpions, and maybe also tumbleweeds. [1115.org]
- A Fox News reporter gets shot at in Gaza by an Israeli robot. Luckily, his "fox friends" remind him to "skeedattle," and the audience that, "bad guys shoot at anything." [Raw Story]
- Both readers of the Cedar Rapids Gazette fail to notice Ann Coulter's column has been dropped. [E&P]
