* Pretty soon the 4am "make millions in your spare time" infomercials will feature Drudge. [Logged Hours]

* Al Gore is just like Jack Bauer -- if people referred to Jack as "your adequacy." [Moviefone]

* New HHS office of "Men's Health" to release report on "rock hard abs." [The Hill Blog]

* Wayne LaPierre's going to flex his muscles and let Kofi Annan know where he can find "two tickets to the gun show." [Townhall]