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Remainders: Reading About Iraq Is Easier With a Boner

* Iraq security briefings headed for the president's desk must have a shirtless grinning picture of Fabio on the cover. [Corporate Casual]


* The Alabama Supreme Court: where the law changes with the bowel movements of the Justices. Oh, and Jesus. [Drink at Work]

* Internet rants about Ann Coulter just bury her deeper and deeper under a big pile of -- money. [Galleycat]

* Tonight's Main Event: Dan "Copyright Crusader" Glickman vs. John Perry "It's the Music, Maaan" Barlow. The winner of this steel cage match will face the teenage tag team known only as "Electronic Hezbollah." [BBC]

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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