Remainders: Sorry If It's Less Funny Today Edition
1.GOP convention goers might think about avoiding Guiliani's restaurant picks. Rudy: "Located in the meatpacking district, this 'old fashioned' steak house is a long time favorite." Department of Health: "Live animal present in food storage, preparation, or service area." [ Villiage Voice ]
2.Scott Sforza, Head of Productions, White House Studios: "It's exciting to hear we're buying the rights to a new war picture, even if sellthrough on the last one is underperforming in both domestic and foreign." [ Greg.org ]
3.Alex Kerry, proving she has what it takes to be a first daughter: "I’ll need to become addicted to some drug... if I want to survive this campaign." [ Political Wire ]
4.Someone's hiring: "We’re also on the prowl for insider’s insiders — columnists who can get the juicy D.C. gossip and make it a must-read for the power elite and those who aspire to power." If you get the job, please tell us how you do this! [ MediaBistro ]
5.Bill O'Reilly, spelling bee champ: "The left wingers on the radio were saying Edwards was born in Bethlehem and is very near the baby Jesus. Now I ask you, how much of this bilge, B-I-L-G-E, bilge, can we take?" [ FoxNews via LowCulture ]