* When we look at Golf Digest's ranking of Washington golfers, all we see is a whole lot of strokes. [Golf Digest]

* Paunchy and balding DoD employees still sneak onto college campuses to "gather intelligence." [PageOneQ]

* Mail carriers nationwide having a good laugh at the old "death and taxes" line. [Tax Prof]

* The cartoon crib notes to An Inconvenient Truth. [Drink at Work]

* Joe Biden doesn't really want a presidential nomination, just a Viagra endorsement deal. [First Slate]