* "That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks." [Drink at Work]

* The Massachusetts tourism bureau is excited about their new, "Playground for Gay Grandparents" slogan. [The Swift Report]

* Australia: it's not just for kangaroos anymore - now it's also for nuclear waste. [Greenleft]

* Let's see how they'll blame this one on bloggers. [Washington Wire]

* Presidential mocking is best sung to American Idol-approved melodies. [The Satirical Political Report]

* It's the shifting characterization between who is really the thief that makes it funny. [Comedy Central]