• It's not getting served with a subpoena at your reading but finding the original WH deed when your novel is about the original WH deed? Nifty. [eBay]

• Also, someone recently ordered 20 pizzas to be delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. [Craigslist]

• The power of the modern day minutemen: "Bryan Barton Caught Me Crossing the Border And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." [Weekly Standard]

• Hey, Cindy Sheehan got two admin visitors, and the counter protesters? Well, "Two members from the administration stopped by while I was there and offered to bring food and drinks to those in attendance." [Buzz @ NRO]

• You wanna read a really hard-line attack on wanking off? Yeah, it got us hot, too. [Off the Top (We know! That's what we call it too!)]