Remainders: Washington Think Tanks Join Forces To Form "The Obvious Conclusion League of America"
CIA confirms it's still the evilest motherfucker on the block by firing DC blogger "Econo-Girl" for a post stating, "torture is wrong." [ Econo-Girl ]
The Brookings Institute focuses the full intellect of their army of PhDs and comes up with "it sucks to be poor." [ NYT ]
Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan: who got served? [ Sweetness & Light ]
Web-editors of Hezbollah's official website live in fear that one day they will forget to put "Israel " in quotation marks, and find an envelope on their desks with more than a pink slip in it. [ Alghaliboun.net ]
Annoying Emergency Broadcast System "beeeeep" to be replaced by whatever annoying ringtone you happen to be using. Which actually might not be a bad idea. [ WFMU ; The Local ]
Why does the government spend so much money? You gotta pander to win. [ Heritage.org ]