Remainders: We Seem To Have A Mechanical Flaw Edition
* A new study suggests Homeland Security staffers spend workday trolling for porn. Fortunately, they have 72 hours to get a retroactive warrant [ Sploid ]
* There's a new blogger on the beat at why.i.hate.dc -- unlike us, he got his job by winning a contest, and unlike us, he'll presumably still be on the job next week [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* Jackoff's Red Scorpion gets remixed, Brokeback Mountain style, and makes it onto ifilm's viral videos. [ teddysternmedia via ifilm ]
* Arianna vs. Tim Russert: the smackdown continues [ HuffPo , FireDogLake ]
* Family planning, Texas-style: the most fun you can have with a Bible and an examination table [ Austin Chronicle ]
* Mike Wise is the new Kornheiser [ Washingtonian ]
* Bush vs. camera, in case you missed Jon Stewart last night [ WaPo , TVNewser ]
* Twenty-five liberal bloggers sell out to the Netherlands Board of Tourism and Conventions, sign up for junket to Holland. Bad timing dudes, Cannabis Cup is in November! [ National Journal , Bloggers in Amsterdam ] - AMBITIOUS HECKLER