* Because it's never too soon to talk about how having gays at the Easter Egg Roll will destroy the foundations of the nation. [GotDetroit?]


* To everyone who's ever felt like the review of Def Leppard's Hysteria that they wrote for their High School Newspaper was substandard, gaze on the writing of George Clooney, and take heart. [HuffPo]

* The Promise Keepers are apparently amassing an air force. [The Toilet Paper Blog]

* Who the fuck are we kidding. We know that you are all talking about something else today. [Deadspin]

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