Remainders: Yes, We're Still a Little Hungover Edition

•Winning the expectations game: "My boss will absolutely suck Thursday night. And, off the record, he recently had a partial lobotomy." [ ABC News ]

•More debate advice: "Do not attempt humor in any instance, Kerry, it will not work, you are not funny." [ The Corsair ]

•Young people beg Jon Stewart for direction. Like they don't smoke enough pot already. . . [ Dear Jon Stewart ]

•A New Yorker editor with a, uhm, soft spot for dick jokes. [ Gawker ]

•A beer with John Kerry: "I've got a debate...this week. This week. People will hate me. They already do. I'm boring, they say. Fuck them! And my wife, my wife... " [ Low Culture ]