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  • Carly Fiorina is learning about the new technologies behind "live television broadcasts."
  • BP CEO Tony Hayward joins the Wonkette staff to set the record straight about his life, which he would like back, please.
  • If journalism is the first draft of history, then liveblogging Tuesday's Dirty Dozen Election Day is the drunkenly scrawled bar napkin of history. [Part I/Part II/Part III]
  • Accused sex offender Alvin Greene just wants to join his colleagues, in the Senate.
  • Democracy died the night Orly Taitz didn't win the GOP nomination for California Secretary of State.
  • John McCain bravely comes out in favor of Charlie Crist’s lifestyle choice.
  • Ayn Rand time travels into the future to save the past in this very serious non-fiction journalism "graphic novel."
  • Republican Senate nominee plans to auction off his toupee, which he recently realized makes him look like a hobbit.
  • Blago’s free speech was CRUSHED in an anti-Twitter crusade.
  • The Bilderberg Group had its super secret meeting at a gay resort in Spain.
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