Representative Plugger
*Heard on the Hill: Rep. Bobby Rushkeeps his beat-up, rusting old Camero in the House garage, where it's been since 2000... Aide to House Chief Administrative OfficerDan Beardsends 700 staffers a wacky email...Trent Lottlures reporters to boring statements by promising that he's "fixin' to say something outrageous." ... House passed a bill acknowledging Americans' god-given right to get drunk all week long for Cinco de Mayo. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Jack Valentiis dead, his funeral was star-studded. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Everyone will missDana Perino...Ben Steinis staying at the Watergate. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: [The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: John Kerry-- life ofanybook party... No one will watch the GOP debate (SPONSORED BYTHE POLITICODON'T YOU KNOW). [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Someone stole a framed letter fromCindy Sheehanfrom the Tabard Inn. [ WP ]