Republican Senate Candidate: "We Need Lasers Right Now"


Is West Virginia Senate candidate John Raese in the pocket of Big Laser? Yes, maybe:

West Virginia Senate hopeful John Raese is hitting the campaign trail with a plan to launch 1000 laser guns into orbit to shoot down rogue state missiles. "We need 1,000 laser systems put in the sky and we need it right now."


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