Republican Senators Simply Do Not Want The Terrorists Sleeping In Their Mansions
A big "thank you" to the Republican party for picking this "new" political strategy, "Democrats Are Still Gay For Terrorists," after they got bored with economics. Now we will have classic 9/11 fearmongering comedy videos all the time once again.
The fundamental assumption with this new strategy, however, is that most Americans do not understand what a "prison" is. Why would Barack Obama be bringing suspected terrorists within the borders of the United States? Where would they stay -- at the local hotel, or in your finished basement? If Barack Obama thinks he's so *smart* then maybe he should try inventing some sort of, uh, state-run institution thing with fences and thick walls for criminals. It's impossible!