Holy crap, is that an IED in Nancy Pelosi's briefcase? Duck and cover!

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.), who joined Pryce at the press conference, told Cybercast News Service that it "is just inconceivable and truly incorrigible that in the midst of the war, that the Democratic leaders would be conducting guerrilla warfare on American troops..."

Yep, inconceivable. And yet, somehow, even though Democratic leaders are not actually conducting guerrilla warfare on American troops, Wilson managed to conceive it. And, as it turns out, he was just getting started:

"The American taxpayer is already providing accommodations for detainees, who are currently more comfortable than most of our men and women in uniform..."

Indeed, after a long day patrolling the chaotic streets of Iraq, is there any better way to unwind than to chain yourself to the floor and shit all over yourself? Unfortunately, liberal turncoats seem determined to deny U.S. soldiers such comforts. — GREG BEATO

Dems Allegedly 'Conducting Guerrilla Warfare on Troops' [CNSNews.com]