Rhythm And/Or Trucknutz Gonna Get You: Wonkette's Miami Blast Tonight
Remember, Miami-area Wonkaloos, that tonight is your very own special edition of theWonkette Orgy And World Tour! Be there or David Caruso will throw his sunglasses at a puppy, or something! YEEEAAAAAAHHH!
Yr Editrix will be "buying scorpions" (we are unsure whether this is a drink or an offer to distribute actual arthropods -- possibly both?) for all of you Tonight, July 11, at the South Beach Tiki Bar, (in the back of "Cheeseburger Baby," 1505 Washington Ave., South Beach) starting at 6 p.m. If Governor Rick Scott shows up, you can find out just how much liquor and graft it takes to convince him to shout "I'm The Bat Boy!" or to hang by his knees from a ceiling fan and let you play "disco ball" with his big bald head.
Better be there, because all of Florida is going to be underwater before long and you would hate to miss this.
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