Rice-a-Rama: We're Doin' This One Insta-Style

Wonkette operative T.S. points to a glaring omission in the Rice testimony drinking game, regarding the phrase, "With all due respect": "If we had all just taken a sip every time those words were spoken, this country would be closed today."

W.O.M.F. remarks that multilingual Dr. Rice seemed to have based her hearing strategy on the classics, specifically, Homer: "[T]he three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me.' Number two, 'Oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'"

W.O.C.V. knows what Wonkette likes: "Did you note that one of the questioners said that Clarke had been 'a pile driver . . .uh, a bulldozer?'" (Mmmmm. . . pile-driver.)

And, finally:


Celebrity Math #3 [kawabunga.com]


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