Rice-a-Rama: We're Doin' This One Insta-Style
• Wonkette operative T.S. points to a glaring omission in the Rice testimony drinking game, regarding the phrase, "With all due respect": "If we had all just taken a sip every time those words were spoken, this country would be closed today."
• W.O.M.F. remarks that multilingual Dr. Rice seemed to have based her hearing strategy on the classics, specifically, Homer: "[T]he three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me.' Number two, 'Oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'"
• W.O.C.V. knows what Wonkette likes: "Did you note that one of the questioners said that Clarke had been 'a pile driver . . .uh, a bulldozer?'" (Mmmmm. . . pile-driver.)
• And, finally:
Celebrity Math #3 [kawabunga.com]