Washington Post ghoul Richard Cohen has been writing incoherent paeans to war and sexism for nearly 40 years, but even a broken plastic clock that was pulverized and re-manufactured into a novelty-store dildo is still right exactly one time in 40 years. Our pal Princess Sparkle Pony suffered through Cohen's latest blog post or whatever it's called, and found this moment of tragic self-awareness:

I used to understand everything. I was even paid to explain things. Now I understand nothing. I live in a strange place and understand just a piece of what’s going on.

Well, that's a stretch at the end, that part about understanding "just a piece," when the correct phrase would've been "nothing at all." [Princess Sparkle Pony]