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Richard Leiby: Who Are We to Judge?

if they'd told me you were coming i would have baked a cakeRichard. Really. I believe that when a major media outlet takes a story away from a puny media outlet without giving credit, they call it "big-footing." Well, Richard, for such a short guy, you have really big feet. Salon was all over the "Is that really Howard Dean in Ninja III?" story weeks ago. In fact, the disillusionment his fans felt in discovering that their hunky hothead was not a B-move moonlighter is probably what precipitated his Iowa loss. As for the rest of the column, well. . . There is that story about the woman who makes cakes decorated to look like book covers! Wait, I thought I was reading the Washington Post, not Family Circle.


And you thought that after Iraq, gossip would be easy. Welcome to the shit, my friend.

Credit Where Credit's Not Due [WashPost]

Dean: Ninja power? [Salon]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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